Episode 66: Swap Meets

This week on New Era Radio...Cacique has the best sports weekend ever, the guys talk with Adam Watson of The Postgame about David Stern's crumbling NBA empire and figure out which woman on TV they would most want to marry.

The Winerack: Great Invention or Greatest Invention?

Fellas, do you wish your woman had larger breasts? Do you wonder why she can't help you smuggle booze into the game, freeing your pockets from carrying a rigid flask?

Your prayers have been answered. Introducing the Winerack, from the makers of the BeerBelly! The Winerack combines two things guys love - booze and boobs - into one easy to stare at carry package.

Take a bottle of wine, a mixed drink or even a fifth of your favorite hard stuff to the movies, concerts, ball games, even PTA meetings. Sporting a rack that will turn heads and serving a beverage that will have guys standing in line for a sip of your secret stash!

(Um...PTA meetings? Really?)

Just imagine, no more shelling out $10 for a beer when you can step up to the concession stand and ask for "one Coke please".

And ladies, who wouldn't want that eye-popping figure when you're out for an afternoon at the ballpark with your man? Even when the liquor is gone, just a puff of air into the straw will make sure your cup always runneth over.

According to the manufacturers, The Winerack works best for women who, um...aren't quite as blessed. For you ladies who are a little more endoweDD, this probably won't fly. But then again, you're probably getting enough attention already.

Today's Birthday: Peyton Hillis Eats A Razorback

Cleveland Browns running back Peyton Hillis was undoubtedly one of the breakout stars of the 2010 NFL season (much to the chagrin of Josh McDaniels). After spending his college years behind Darren McFadden and Felix Jones at Arkansas, "The Avalanche" took full advantage of his chance to shine, rushing for 1,177  yards and 11 touchdowns.

Hillis recently told The Dan Patrick Show that part of his motivation came from opponents who made an issue of his skin color on the field. It apparently fired him up enough to skew fantasy football trade values across the country.

Nonetheless, this "country boy from Arkansas" has become a rock star along the shores of Lake Erie. In fact, he's apparently become a big enough celebrity that he earned a cameo on teammate Scott Fujita's weekly web series and has a surf-n-turf style sushi roll named in his honor.

Happy Birthday, Peyton Hillis. Thanks for sinking me in Week 12.

Ron Artest REALLY Loves In-N-Out Burgers

I need a Double-Double, Animal Style. NOW!

For the second time this month, the NBA has rescinded a technical foul called against a Los Angeles Laker. This time, it's Ron Artest who was T'd up after the Lakers and Clippers got into a shoving match late in their game on Sunday. The decision means Ron-Ron gets to hold onto $4,000 he otherwise would have been fined if the technical remained in place. What does that mean to Artest? Lunch, of course.

"I could've bought 10,000 In-N-Out Burgers," Artest told the L.A. Times. "I rather would've done that than give it away. I'm going to get 10 burgers [after Monday's game]. I love In-N-Out. It's addicting. It's the only reason I'm here in L.A. If it wasn't for In-N-Out Burger, I probably would've gone to Memphis or something."

Really? That's all it took to get him to Los Angeles? Somewhere Donald Sterling is tearing his hair out wondering how the Lakers get all the breaks. Well, we're sure he would be tearing his hair out if we believed he was ever paying attention to anything that happens in the NBA. Meanwhile, everyone else in Los Angeles is busy trying to figure out exactly which In-N-Out sells 40-cent hamburgers.

Looks like the Lakers nutritionist is back on the case. And after they'd gotten Lamar Odom's sweet tooth under control...