Episode 50: The Gang's All Here

It's the 50th episode of New Era Radio and we've got a full house! We talk wine and The Honor System; Is the Mike Vick Redemption Tour almost over? How much longer can Joe Paterno go? And how much of this woman would you like to see?

The Winerack: Great Invention or Greatest Invention?

Fellas, do you wish your woman had larger breasts? Do you wonder why she can't help you smuggle booze into the game, freeing your pockets from carrying a rigid flask?

Your prayers have been answered. Introducing the Winerack, from the makers of the BeerBelly! The Winerack combines two things guys love - booze and boobs - into one easy to stare at carry package.

Take a bottle of wine, a mixed drink or even a fifth of your favorite hard stuff to the movies, concerts, ball games, even PTA meetings. Sporting a rack that will turn heads and serving a beverage that will have guys standing in line for a sip of your secret stash!

(Um...PTA meetings? Really?)

Just imagine, no more shelling out $10 for a beer when you can step up to the concession stand and ask for "one Coke please".

And ladies, who wouldn't want that eye-popping figure when you're out for an afternoon at the ballpark with your man? Even when the liquor is gone, just a puff of air into the straw will make sure your cup always runneth over.

According to the manufacturers, The Winerack works best for women who, um...aren't quite as blessed. For you ladies who are a little more endoweDD, this probably won't fly. But then again, you're probably getting enough attention already.

Lingerie Basketball League Coming...Soon?

With the growth of the Lingerie Football League, it stands to reason that someone would try to put together a league of scantily clad women playing other sports. Enter the Lingerie Basketball League.

From what we can gather, the league features just two teams - the L.A. Starlets and the L.A. Divas. The LBL's website and Facebook page advertised an open casting call for Wednesday at a local park in Los Angeles. Wondering if this could lead to Chris Carter-like allegations and not wanting to miss a chance to seek out attractive women in bikinis a potentially intriguing story, yours truly headed out to see what there was to see.

When we got to the park, we mostly saw mothers supervising their toddlers during a sunny day at the playground. There was also a jogger and a couple of guys randomly practicing martial arts moves. But we did see some basketball. Namely a pick-up game featuring all guys. There was one woman dressed in basketball gear walking around the park looking lost and confused - presumably searching for the same tryouts.

Our questions were later answered with a quick check of the LBL's Twitter account in response to someone else who missed the "casting call":

@Stevie_Nicole sorry! We are having another one soon. Too many kids were around. Next time will be from 10am till 2pm.check back soon thanks

Too many kids around, eh? Not sure when you're going to find a midday time at a large, public park in the heart of Los Angeles when there won't be too many kids around.

In the meantime, it looks like the Lingerie Basketball League has some early competition. The Bikini Sports Association is gearing up for the inaugural season of the aptly named Bikini Basketball League. Under the motto of "Excellence or Bust", the league is aiming to field six teams with such PC names as the Kentucky Cupcakes and the Indiana Milkshake (no word on if Kelis will be involved in ownership).

Neither league has announced an official start date yet, which gives us time to start working on our prurient basketball puns.

Bench Clearing Lingerie Football League Brawl

For all of you out there that didn't get a chance to check out the Miami Caliente taking on the Tampa Breeze in a key Lingerie Football League matchup (and we know that means all of you), the Caliente got the win, boosting their chances for the play...

Nevermind, just watch the video.

In case you were wondering if it was all staged. The league suspended two players without pay and dismissed a coach. How's that for discipline, Roger Goodell?