The Winerack: Great Invention or Greatest Invention?

Fellas, do you wish your woman had larger breasts? Do you wonder why she can't help you smuggle booze into the game, freeing your pockets from carrying a rigid flask?

Your prayers have been answered. Introducing the Winerack, from the makers of the BeerBelly! The Winerack combines two things guys love - booze and boobs - into one easy to stare at carry package.
Take a bottle of wine, a mixed drink or even a fifth of your favorite hard stuff to the movies, concerts, ball games, even PTA meetings. Sporting a rack that will turn heads and serving a beverage that will have guys standing in line for a sip of your secret stash!
(Um...PTA meetings? Really?)

Just imagine, no more shelling out $10 for a beer when you can step up to the concession stand and ask for "one Coke please".

And ladies, who wouldn't want that eye-popping figure when you're out for an afternoon at the ballpark with your man? Even when the liquor is gone, just a puff of air into the straw will make sure your cup always runneth over.

According to the manufacturers, The Winerack works best for women who, um...aren't quite as blessed. For you ladies who are a little more endoweDD, this probably won't fly. But then again, you're probably getting enough attention already.

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